UGHHHHH!!!!! Fuckin Cars!!!

There has been allot of changes happening all around me and i feel almost burden with the stress of it all. My car finally died a few weeks past, and i was forced to actually purchase a new one. I am happy about it, its just that i didn't think it was going to be so soon. I was saving money for the past year and half for a decent amount for the initial down payment. I was planning to purchase by January but oh well, i had enough so i can actually get a very low interest loan.

My brother just got Married to a wonderful girl. At first i didn't really like her nor did i particularly hated her either, she was just there.Then she just grew on me, and i love the way my brother and her are together. It solidifies the notion that can love exist between a couple. They were married on their eighth year anniversary at the Riviera in Massapequa. The place was decorated with a beach theme, all the tables were named after a different Long Island beach and as a center piece was a fish bowl with a beta swiming and enjoying the party. How i love those fish.For the cocktail hour they hired a regae band to play which set the mood for the night.. My brother kept it a secret from everybody about thier wedding song being "Is this Love" by Bob Marley. Deffinately an original choice of a song; it was cute watching them dance to it.

Most of the guest have gotten rooms at the Huntington Hilton as well as myself. Around 3A.M, i wake up with this sharp pain shooting out of my left eye. It fucking hurt so bad i ran out of the room in my underwear still drunk but now just really angry and in pain. I was on the mission to find some drugs. I go down to the lobby covering my eye because the throbbing pain felt like the eye itself was going to burst out of my skull, i ask the receptionist behind the counter where they sell aspirin. He just looks at the hot mess that was me and magically slides three individually packs of Tylenol across the counter. In the excitement of the future relief i wanted o say Thank You, but its most likely sounded more like YAHHARRRRR!!

Next wedding I'm in, I'll be sure to bring a big ol' bottle of Advil.

Memorial Day

Today is a day of relaxing and really doing nothing and i couldn't be happier. My little cousin asked me if it was in fact Memorial day today, i assured her it was and proceeded to tell her the significance of the holiday by saying it was day we take off from work/school to remember the last of the unicorns. Her being unsure of my explanation and considering i just maybe lying to her, i then solidified my point by asking if she ever seen a unicorn. When she answered with the obvious "no" i simply told her "see what i mean, now why don't you take some time out in a quite place and ponder on that thought"

I love fucking with little childrens view on reality.

And i'm back.

It has been awhile since i been here, like it matters anyways. Usually when i tell people that i have a blog the conversation goes as is:

"You have a blog?"
"Yeah man, its Bukowskiwasright.blogspot.com"
"Bukow..what?"
"BUKOWSKI!" Charles bukowski, he was a poet, a writer and renown drunk of L.A?
"So...he's like a writer?"
"Yeah"
" is it like bukake?"
" FORGET IT! YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND!"

So here i am just writing just to write to myself, and i couldn't really be any happier. I need to practice regardless. Plus, i spell like a gorilla and need to actually work on that.

Lately i have been sick ever since i came back from New Orleans. I blame Karma really. On the returning flight back i was sorta.. kinda.. laughing at the passengers in front of me that were screaming during a little turbulence from the decent to land in Lagurdia. So fuck me in the gonads for laughing, i like the turbulance. I like the feeling of the danger aproaching an almost certain death. Honestly, i almost screamed WHOOO!! HOOO!! that shit is fun to me. It was mean being amused by other peoples fears and i truely belive karma is paying me back by giving me a Upper respitory infection for it. So, were even karma ya hear me!! I am sorry.

Life Thus Far

I'm still here just been a little busy with everything. I will blog more as soon as can find the proper amount of time to compile all the material i have for this. Maybe tomorrow.

So don't worry all the people who read this. All one of you that is......I think.

Cup-o-noodles EXPLOSION!!!!

Did you ever sneezed directly into your cup-o-noodles while eating it? Then to only contemplate for like five minutes if it is still safe to eat? Yeah, that just happened to me.

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I finished the soup. I was fucking hungry.

GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!

They fucking did it!! BIG BLUE bitches! 3 days past the superbowl and it still feels good. How good? Its like fucking Marilyn Monroe without a condom GOOOOOOD!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Just to see the The New England fans with thier "What the Fuck just happend?"look on their faces was priceless. First of all,they jinx themselves Trademarking 19-0 days before the big game. Second, when the giants won the playoffs the spread was already 12 in favor of New England. Really!?! 12 They just fucking won the Playoffs! All through the season nobody believed in them except the fans. All sports analysts and most commentators before the game would always pick the opposing team. Always the underdog.

The Story book ending of a Perfect season was never meant to be. HA! 18 and 1, I LOVE THAT FUCKING 1!!! The one that counted, the one most wanted, the one where it really mattered belongs to NY GIANTS! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!my sides, my sides.

I hope on the way back fro m Arizona they stoped by Boston and give a big F.U. from New York too.

ski trip weeeeee!

The Ski trip was fun, as was expected and I am happy to announce that we have New Champions of the 2008 Pocono’s Beer-pong Tournament!!!

Congratulations to Jon Tsavos & Bong Aguila!!

Not to toot my own horn or anything but Vanessa and I DID go into the finals to only loose to the new champs. Oh well, you know what they say about 2nd place, they are the first to loose. I suck again.

I watched the Giants won against Green Bay at the Ski house on Sunday. It was way too cold to go skiing that day; I believe it was 5 degrees out and with a frostbite advisory at the lifts, which basically means that no skin exposure is allowed at any point in time on the mountain. There was no fucking way I was going out that day, I did that once the first Ski trip only to have my balls frozen solid for the duration of the trip. Not good.